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Chat Time Capsule

Similar to keeping track of quotes throughout my adulthood, I have also kept track of conversations. While I haven't accumulated any great conversations for 2022 yet, I have a small portion of chats I managed to save over the years. Most of the chats have been lost from webhost hopping.


The conversations that make my chat list are either ones that involve me or I happen to hear in-person. Occasionally, if there is a great one from a book or entertainment source (TV, movies, etc.) I will include it.


I try to be as respectful as I can when it comes to naming people. I typically do not state people's last names unless they say it is okay and I usually use nicknames I call them instead of their legal name. If you happen to see a conversation on here that we had and you want it removed, please contact me.


I highly recommend you follow my Tumblr blog, where I post most of these and a lot of them include images that I will not be posting on this blog. Some conversations are screenshots or have to be accompanied by images and those will only be there.

 

Mander: Can I enter the Island?


Me: You have to have a gem stone, photo ID with your spirit animal, wear crown, and present a peace offering.


 

January-14, 2021


Me: I’m gonna tell you my sad Lunar New Year story. Growing up my family told me I was a Rabbit, because of the year I was born, but then I grew up and learned that the Lunar calendar is behind ours (Gregorian) and thus I was actually born in the year prior so I am actually a Tiger and I went most of my life not knowing what I really was!


Chadders: Well, at least you got an upgrade.


Me: Wait, what’s wrong with being a Rabbit?


Chadders: It’s not a Tiger.

 

Me: What’s with the Turtle food in the bathroom?


Turtle: I was trying to feed Dora.


Me: Well, just hold your hand out.


Turtle: Yeah right! My name is not Alstroja!

 

Me: We can be the 3 Amigos!


Jercules: Yeah! The 3 Caballeros!


Me: I said “Amigos”…..


Jercules: Actually, I don’t even know what a “Caballero” is.


Alex: Me either. We can be the Compadres.


Me: Why can’t we just be the Amigos?!

 


[While watching Nicole Della Monica and Matteo Guarise of Italy at the 2014 Sochi Olympics during the short program.]


Me: Did he just trip doing nothing?! -That’s not funny. I shouldn’t be laughing.


Turtle: No, that’s hilarious. In fact, I have to rewind that and watch it again.

 


2014


Dan Patrick Show: What do the Jets need to do to beat the Saints?


Listener: Get a time machine and play them before they got Drew Brees!

 

Blake: Does Kaitie want a kitten?


Turtle: We’re not allowed to have pets. The only reason we have a turtle, is because she’s in a tank.


Blake: These are tank kittens.

 

Stranger: Do you know where the ladies room is?


Me: Straight in front of you.


Stranger: That says “Womens”.

 

Catman: I think you have to be born that boring.


Me: You mean like Ben Stein?


Catman: No, Ben Stein is awesome.


Me: Just try to impersonate BJ!


Catman: I can’t do that. I’m trying to think of the best person as an example. Kind of like Ben Stein.


Kaitie: Ben Stein.


Catman: Yeah, you know the guy who does the Clear Eyes commercial?


Kaitie: I know who he is, but I just said that.


Catman: No you didn’t.


Charmin Roll: Yes, she did.


Catman: Oh, my bad. I thought we were taking about Bill Nye. - You know the science guy?

 

[In the electronics department of a Walmart in Knoxville, TN.]


Son: Dad, I talked to that girl.

Dad: Uh-huh.

Boy: She has 2 moms!

Dad: Uh-huh.

Boy: Can I have 2 moms?

Dad: We’ll go home and ask your mom.

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